e-Meth
Meth Smoker #1 | Like a lot of people, I love to smoke. But my friends and family always make me go outside to do it. So that's why I now use... [ he holds up electronic pipe ] e-Meth. It's crystal meth, but it's electronic, so it produces vapor instead of smoke. And that means I can ride the ice pony... anywhere I want. [ he puffs and smiles ] |
| [ cut to Meth Smoker #2 ] | |
| Meth Smoker #2 | Smoke is a social thing for me. Without my meth pipe, I don't know WHAT to do with my hands! [ he twiddles his thumbs ] But now I do know what to do with them: I smoke METH! [ he lights up his pipe, puffs, and chokes ] It's good! |
| [ cut to Meth Smoker #3 ] | |
| Meth Smoker #3 | Thanks to e-Meth, now I don't even need to leave the bar to get the sweet shabbu shabbu. Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere! At the office... [ footage: at the office ] At the grocery store... [ footage: stumbling around the grocery store ] In a bathtub in the middle of the road... [ footage: bathtub in road ] Or facedown in a big ol' tire. [ footage: facedown in big tire ] |
| [ cut to Meth Smoker #2 ] | |
| Meth Smoker #2 | And it's healthier because it doesn't contain antifreeze. But... it still has that great meth taste. |
| [ cut to Meth Smoker #1 ] | |
| Meth Smoker #1 | e-Meth lets me get totally gakked up on woop chicken, without yellowing my teeth. [ he pulls out a tooth ] See? Perfectly white. [ he holds the tooth to his ear ] What? Hello? This is he. |
| [ cut to Meth Smoker #2 ] | |
| Meth Smoker #2 | Thanks to e-Meth, I can now even smoke inside my favorite restaurant! |
| Homeowner | Excuse me, Sir? You can't smoke meth in here. |
| Meth Smoker #2 | [ laughing ] It's okay -- It's electronic! |
| Homeowner | I don't care! You in my LIVING ROOM... and you NEKKID!! |
| [ the Homeowner chases the half-naked man around his living room ] | |
| Announcer | e-Meth is not for everyone. Talk to your doctor if you experience body rash, face swell, painful death, or fatigue. |
| [ cut to Jesse Pinkman from "Breaking Bad" ] | |
| Jesse Pinkman | e-Meth. You know it's good, 'cause it's blue, BITCH! |
| [ fade ] |
| vapor | пар |
| the ice pony | сленг - стеклянная трубка, сосуд для употребления наркотиков |
| twiddle | вертеть, крутить (бесцельно) |
| shabbu shabbu | японское блюдо - нарезанное мясо и овощи, к которым подается соус для макания |
| shabu | сленг - наркотик Methamphetamine Hydrochloride |
| chunky | 1) короткий и толстый (о полене, ломте и т. п.) 2) коренастый (о человеке) 3) мохнатый, лохматый, ворсистый 4) содержащий кусочки; комковатый |
| crunch | 1) хруст; скрип, треск 2. (разг.) решающий момент; перелом; кризисная ситуация to come to the /a/ crunch - приближаться к развязке when the crunch came - когда наступил решающий момент in the crunch - в кризисной ситуации 3) (the crunch) фин. ограничение кредита 4) грызть с хрустом the dog was crunching a bone - собака грызла кость to crunch biscuit [toasts] - грызть сухое печенье [поджаренный хлеб] 5) хрустеть (на зубах) 6) раздавливать our feet crunched the gravel - у нас под ногами хрустел гравий 7) скрипеть, хрустеть (под ногами, колёсами) the snow crunched under the wheels - снег скрипел под колёсами |
| gak | наркотик: speed, meth, twick, crank, methamphetamine, Desoxyephedrine |
| whoop chicken | наркотик: methamphetamine |
| rash | сыпь |
| swell | 1) возвышение, выпуклость, возвышенность; холм(ик); пригорок swells and valleys - холмы и долины 2) припухлость; вздутие |
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